So SM now joins the legions of bands out there that have had their shit stolen by those that incredibly believe small-time local bands can afford to replace it. The crime took place at The Velour in Provo, UT. A really cool venue except for the lack of door locks or employee presence in the back where everyone keeps their gear. The owner might want to start thinking about a cheap security camera, an employee sitting back there to watch over everything, or (gasp) a door that cannot be opened from the outside.
Thieves are probably the worst kind of human. Luckily for you ass-hats that took my guitar--the only thing they got--I wasn't that attached to it for several reasons:
1-It couldn't hold a tune
2-The electronics were shaky at best
3-My ex-wife gave it to me
So I guess the joke is on you thieves. May the pure, sublime evil of my ex plague you for the rest of your natural lives. Oh, in case any of you robin hoods read this, it would probably be a good time to tell you that I regularly farted in the "f" holes to keep the wood crisp. Good luck with that as well.
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2 comments:
Funny you should name the post that way - i was thinking of something similar for my own blog.
i hate velour. i hate big momma. that is all.
Who knew that farting on guitar could have such immense benefits...
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